There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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| — | “The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe”, by Douglas Adams (via andymydearr) |
You wouldn’t see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing ‘subtle plans are here again.’
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| — | Blackadder’s Christmas Special (via afternoonsnoozebutton) |
Happy Horny Werewolf Day cards by Warren Ellis
Warren Ellis wants to share the joy of Valentine’s Day with you, plus all those nasty bits you forgot about. You can purchase these Truthful Vday cards over at cafepress.
